Dollhouse funhouse

(The Dollhouse are shown playing around in a lavish hotel, where Rosanna had Jonetta down in the powerbomb position.)

Rosanna Vendetta: Okay Jo, I’m going to do it, I’m going to powerbomb you.

Jonetta Stone: Rox, I keep telling you, I’m too big. And you don’t even do powerbombs! You have as much chance as successfully pulling this off as Jacob Striker is of finding a partner capable of helping him defeat us.

Rosanna Vendetta: Didn’t you see the match tweet? They’re an undefeated team, even though no one knows who they are! If an unannounced team can be pulled off being presented as this big scary undefeated unit, I can throw you around as much as I want! Here it comes!

(Rosanna laughs while trying to lift Jonetta up, as she gets her midair, she falls backwards as both laughing women fall on the bed behind them.)

Rosanna Vendetta: How did you know it wouldn’t work!? You just know me too well.

Jonetta Stone: I do, we’ve teamed for years and know each other like the back of hands. And it’s simple physics. Just like it’s pretty simple that no team Jacob can pull out of his ass is going to have the experience and ability to adapt as the Dollhouse does. We’re the longest reigning OWA tag team champions in history, and it’s only a matter of time before I think I’ll pay a visit to LAW.

Rosanna Vendetta: That’d be wonderful! As for Jacob, can he really be serious about this? His only credible team was with Lash Donohue here in PWN, so why all this mystique about this dangerous mystery partner?

(Jonetta laughs, and then pulls out her phone.)

Jonetta Stone: Right, and don’t think we don’t know about his other partners. Wil Pierce? He’s got another match and would make a huge error trying to wrestle twice against fresh talent. Tink? Don’t make me laugh. Ben? People would only care about him if they confused him to be a family member of mine due to the last name Stone, but trust me, there’s no relation.

Rosanna Vendetta: We’ve got you scouted, Striker. We even know about the Kiryu Clan. Not that it would matter if you find someone random either, we've dealt with quicker teams, bigger teams, stronger teams, and conquered them all, we're ready for anything. It’s over for you.

Jonetta Stone: Keep those Tag Team Championships shined for us. It’s time we make those titles famous.

(Jonetta and Rosanna high five and stick their tongues out at the camera as it goes to black.)