"The Miho Li verses" (verses Arley Kirk) - Chapter 16 promo

Miho Li: "In the Invincible Miho Li's seemingly endless barrage of never ending, never ceasing, parade of various challengers in her undaunting, unrelenting journey in order claim what is so rightfully hers which is the PWN Global Joshi Championship title, and champion, Ebony Arceri-Dickerson, and on top of that, the Miho Li is stuck smack dab in the middle with a mysterious strange rock and a masked dark place. The Miho Li feels that these are only distractions in an attempt to block her from her ultimate goal and that is to become the PWN Global Joshi Champion. The Miho Li ain't got time for that, regardless of how rock...hard a certain mysterious stranger is or how much...firepower this masked dude displays in front of her. The holder of the number two headband has no time for petty games on the school playground. The Miho Li has only one goal and that is to claim her long awaited destiny that she has fought so very hard for ever since she let everything slip through her fingers at Genesis. The Miho Li must not and shall not fail again. She has worked and fought way too hard to fall now. She must not waiver."

"Ebony Arceri-Dickerson, The Miho Li does not like you either, but she does respect you that you have done more than an admirable job of defending the Global Joshi Championship ever since you won it against her at Genesis. Maybe she spoke hastily and foolishly that you were dodging her or maybe the Miho Li feels as if someone up in the high office has it on good authority to preserve you and your little kingdom as Champion. The Miho Li does not know who it is, but she has been jumping through all of the hoops and hurdling over each and every obstacle in order for her to finally get to her. This match won't be personal, but it will be the Miho Li's genuine pleasure to Mi-Kick you right out of your boots and relieve you of your burden simply because it is her business knock you plum on your ass and take what you hold dear. Then, and only then will the Miho Li be able to claim the crown jewel that is her destiny and ascend to her throne where she will not be moved, not by you, nor by anyone. She will take root and become the physical manifestation of unshakable and unmovable."

"And then, there is her challenge for this week, when the Miho Li goes one on one with Arley Kirk. Arley, how many times have we fought? And how many times have you lost? The Miho Li has lost count, but she does not complain. The Miho Li is an equal opportunity butt kicking factory dispensing machine dishing out freshly wrapped, tightly packed, unquantifiable levels of punishment that will radiate and burn up the highlight reels for all to see and marvel. What is one more time to the bearer of the number two headband? The Miho Li is more than capable, and able, and ready for this latest task that the PWN brass has thrown into her path. You are an obstacle, and a hope that you will cause the Miho Li to stumble, but she will not stumble, she will not fall. You will be crushed from under her boot, and the beating that the Miho Li unleashes upon your pretty head and mangled face will serve as a testament to Ebony Arceri-Dickerson that the clock is ticking, the hourglass is trickling, and her time as PWN Global Joshi Champion is fast coming to it's grand conclusion. The Miho Li would say that she is sorry for what she does to you this week but that is a lie for she does not care nor does she want to. All the Miho Li cares about is sharpening her claws, bearing down her blades, and fully embracing her legacy as PWN Global Joshi Champion."

"So it is said, may it be known, it shall be written, so sayeth the Miho Li, let it be."